by Jim » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:19 am
The rumor seems to be holding that, according to all the best data available, Obamessiah colluded with BP, Halliburton, and Osamessiah bin Laden in planning and carrying out the Gulf oil-well explosion in which 11 people died and many others were injured. According to more data now being developed, the toxic oil is supposed to kill at least some 3,000 more people in a few weeks as it permeates the shorelines of four states. However, the bureaucrats/analysts at NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, USA, USN, USMC, USCG, and the 9th precinct have decided not to connect the dots since the Bush administration left no dots to be connected, their spy agencies having failed to see this catastrophe in the planning and are therefore culpable. Motive has been established, however, by the CIA of Uzbekistan, to wit, that the administration now has $20 billion in the bank to be doled out by the administration’s pay czar posing as an objective third party and the rumor is, according to data from various intel sources in Tajikistan, that yachts, mansions, and private golf courses are being purchased in quantity throughout Europe and Asia by U.S. government officials, who are preparing further data indicating that no such purchases have even been contemplated, much less activated, and that no more purchases will be made.
Retired General Wesley Clark and former CBS guru Dan Rather are in the process of proving, however, that the Bush/Cheney/Osama/Halliburton cabal that brought on the WTC catastrophe of 9/11 is responsible for the oil-attack on the beaches and Rather is in possession of a document prepared on a Texas Air National Guard word-processor of 2000 proving that Bush was preparing this explosion long before the well was even drilled. Data that’s being suppressed unsuccessfully indicates that sonar at Pensacola picked up an ultra-sound recording of “God **** America” with a Southside Chicago accent just before some suicide/homicide bombers apparently flew their submarine into the spill cutoff at the base of the well, rendering it useless. According to White House data, the president has declared that BP acted stupidly and has promised, in between giving speeches, to read the reports proving that to be the case.